1. (Said while eating a meal) “It’s such a relief to see you eating again…. (pause)… You look so healthy.”
*Clammers Fork onto Plate*
…Never eats again.
2. “Was it the media? IT WAS THE MEDIA. Don’t believe the media – they’re airbrushed you know?! Those models aren’t even real.”
… Yes thank you, we too know about Photoshop.
3. (Forced smile) “I’d really appreciate if you’d finish {insert food}.”
…And I’d really appreciate it if you didn’t speak to me like I’m in a straight-jacket, but good talk.
4. “Oh God, I’m so glad we’re past the eating disorder phase. You were so difficult then.”
Oh, was it hard for you?
5. “It’s so selfish of you to do this. I don’t understand why you’re doing it.”
You’re right. I’m cured.
6. “I like you with some meat on your bones, when you got a little junk in your trunk.”.
Bet you like me draped over your couch with a bearskin rug too, Kanye.
And last but not least:
7. “OMG, I couldn’t even tell you had an eating disorder.”
…But actually.
First of all I so enjoy reading your blog. Secondly, I nominated you for The Blogger Appreciation Award. You can check out my last post for a format but here are the instructions….
Thank the blogger who nominated you and link back to their site.
Write a paragraph on something positive about yourself
Nominate and notify as many bloggers as you wish
Use the award image
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Wow that was odd. I just wrote an incredibly long comment but
after I clicked submit my comment didn’t appear. Grrrr…
well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyways, just wanted to
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